#SorryNotSorry

Those who know me and my background may be surprised at the strict dress code I enforce at work. It’s no different than many other offices, and includes conservative clothing for men and women, regardless of weather. You will be sweating in a jacket and tie, in nylons and heels. If you sweat heavily or rip your nylons, I expect you to have backup garments available.

Another thing I am big on is absolutely no exposed tattoos. I have eight tattoos – ankles, wrists, lower back, upper ...

Just a note after reading a recent Amber Alert/Endangered ***** Alert.

While that particular ***** may have been in danger for other reasons, the article highlighted that he was born without medical personnel present. That is irrelevant.

Home birth is not illegal. Unassisted home birth is not illegal. Having someone who is not a medical professional assist your birth, for pay or for no pay, is not illegal. Lack of prenatal care or testing is not illegal.
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Today, it’s fashionable to be an introvert, to be socially anxious, to be awkward…or rather, to SAY you are.

You are not an introvert. You agree, “Oh ya I totally HATE ppl LOL, there [sic] so stupid!” But last night you went out to a bar with a few friends (people) and you met some others (people) and you invited them home (your sacred space) to consume more alcohol.

That’s pretty cool! Driving around with a cracked windshield for six months because to file a claim ...

Oh geez. I really feel for you. How humiliating. I know EXACTLY what you are going through.

Well, no, I guess I don't...no one ever turns me down. But, um, I guess I can imagine what it would be like? It probably sucks.

But science is on our side. With the help of scientific research done by scientists, I will help you through this difficult time by showing you what to do in the event that you try to give money to a woman and she'd rather not be paid at all than spend ...

This week it's...BOB!

(Note: I will never use real names or usernames.)

Bob booked a midnight appointment and was 30 minutes late due to not being able to follow instructions. He insisted he was using a GPS but "didn't trust it" so he was "doing [his] own thing."

Well Bob...you're 25 years old and calling up hookers for short-notice midnight appointments. How's your way been treating you so far?

Bob finally submitted ...