Words Women Use

[Beatrix Bliss]

I think this list reflects my communication style within my marriage. Way back in the day. It's meant to be funny, not to insult. But interesting how often these are true...

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you
know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

[Retired-7756]

According to one of my friend, her thank you means.. "This is the best I can give you for your help! Don't expect anything more than a thanks for your help. Don't even think of taking an advantage".