What's Fat, Old and Coming Your Way?

[TulsaMae]

Service Type: Companion

Moi!



I'm rolling through, on my way to South Carolina.
It's been a few years but, I remember having a great time in UT!

Not sure if I'll get a hotel room, that depends on y'all!
If I get enough interest, I'll procure more expansive surroundings for some extended playtime.
If not, yer stuck with the third rate romance, low-rate rendezvous thing.
It's so seedy!
What I've got, is a 23' RV, stuffed to the gills with my life.
The scenario:
You sit in the passenger seat, I give a trip thru the tulips. <---it's metaphoric
$80 - quik, ez, painless, FUN!
A Rest Area, a Walmart parking lot, outside your local gym or a Starbucks.
SO many possibilities.

I'll be around town late tonight and tomorrow, Sat the 4th.
Charleston is calling though so I might get happy feet and head on down the highway.

Email me to book, or with any questions that you may have.
[email protected]
Please don't PM here,
I'm taking ALL communications off this site.

When contacting me; please include your TNA Handle
and the names and contact information
of two, VENERATED, local Providers
that you have seen within the last six months.
I, absolutely, do not see ANYONE without screening first.
ZERO EXCEPTIONS.
No references? Ask about alternative screening.
If you are a P411 member, that serves as a reference.

If you're looking for Barbie, keep on truckin'...
she don't live here!
I'm fat, old and plain;
don't wear makeup or perfume
and am a REAL woman, not a pop-tart.
Older, wiser, fuller-figured, more grounded and balanced;
you'll see the difference, the difference makes.
In a field of Ferraris, I'm the Lincoln Town Car...
built for a comfort, not speed.

https://itstulsatime.escortbook.com

[TulsaMae]

ADDENDUM

Looks like I'll be here through tomorrow.
Speedometer wigged out on me so
decided to enjoy the weather, and the views,
while waiting for the tranny shop to open on Monday.
IOW - I'm still here guys!