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[antonia]

Service Type: Companion

Gender: Female

I don't know why the industry standard is to lie about age. You've got 25 year olds saying they are 20, the 30 year olds claim to be 22, The 40 year olds on here are all really 50... Why should I feel ashamed being 46?
I post my best pictures. Yeah I probably am older looking and fatter in person. You want to know why they always say on my reviews that I look EXACTLY like my pictures? Because I earn it!
You can't get a second date if you don't knock their socks off with the first!
I go the extra mile!
I'm not brainwashed by 'likes' on social media where I post myself half naked for funsies.
I'm generation X, baby!
We know we suck! Our own parents didn't even like us!
No participation trophies but here's a house key, kid. Live your best life!
I have to WORK for my REVIEWS!
I am flattered that people keep saying I am smart and funny.
If I was smart I'd have invested in bit coin or listened to my parents and wouldn't be doing this at 46 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have my own clean, simple, private incall
I believe you can't pour from an empty cup
I see the humanity in you, not just your wallet.
I know why you're here. It's my job to patch you up and send you out in a much better mood than when you came in.
Even tho I believe Black Lives Matter and am LGBTQ positive we will leave political correctness at the door.
I'm a Jewish woman whose favorite joke is about her grandfather dying at a concentration camp.
( He got drunk and fell off the guard tower! )
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You'll meet me as a client and leave as a friend, I guarantee.
If not, there's always some "limited time only' "bombshell" "goddess" who squirts your name on the sheets, grows egg plants in her spare time and is waiting to call YOU Daddy, Steve!


TEXT ONLY: 503-901-3817
Rates:
Hh: $270
Hr: $350
Quick Visit: $500
I may ask for a $50 cash app or venmo deposit. Don't have one, don't want to leave a paper trail? Amazon gift cards friend, they are a thing.
Add $50 to travel to you
Add $150 past midnight
*** PLEASE*** don't ask me ' ArE YoO AvAiLable' That's so reductive and tacky. Introduce yourself please. Hell, ask me what color panties I have on and I'll send you a pic!

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PHONE503)901-3817 TEXT ONLY PLEASE!!!!

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