A list of abbreviations and acronyms

[DecRose]

I decided to add this here instead of the lame post that was here.

This is a copy and paste re-post, but I think it is helpful for those new to the hobby to know the alphabet soup that comes with it. Before the re-brand in March, there was a similar page on TNA but I can't find it any more. It should be noted that many activities listed here are not kosher for posting or discussion on TNA.

AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Aircon BBBJ + Hacks (the mints sweet). Scenario: When the maseuse ask,"want aircon?" n if yes, she pop one hacks sweet into her mouth and start blowing.
Amazon A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP Asian Massage Parlor
Analinus Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Anal Rimming Oral stimulation of anus.
Anti-Sex Pervert These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Around the world Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian Refers to Anal Rimming
Asian Cowgirl Girl on top, squatting.
AR Ass Rim, Anal Rimming
ASAP As Soon As Possible (not sex related)
ASP Adult Service Provider
ASP alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF All Time Favorite
ATM Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo Menstruation

Babyback Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur Genitals. From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons Breast implants.
Bareback Without condom.
Barracuda A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
Batin (Malaysia) Groin massage, but sometimes means Handjob.
BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS Barber Shop
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BCD Behind Closed Doors
BDSM Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret A condom.
Beso Negro Anal Rimming
BF Boy Friend
BFA Big Fat Ass
BFE Boy Friend Experience
BGR Boy-Girl-Relationship
Birdwatching BBBJTCWS
BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BL Body Lick
Blackhole Anus
BLS Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill Viagra
Blue Steel Viagra
Brown Shower Defecation on your partner.
BS Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BS Body Scrub
BSD Big Swinging Dick
BSW Black Street Walker
BTW By the Way
Butterface Everything looks good, but her face

Call Girl Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC Credit Card
CC Rider Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CCL Concentration Camp Look.
CD Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification.
CDS Covered Doggy Style
CFF Chinese Friend Finder (a popular dating website)
CFM Come Fuck Me, usually refer to the look of a person.
CFS Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG Call Girls
CG Casino Girls
CG Club Girls
CH Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
Cheong Hokkien word. Originally means Charge. Used as going out for some happening stuff.
Chump A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM Cum in Mouth
Civilian A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CKT Char Koay Teow (Local Chinese)
CL Craigslist, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Clockwatcher A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMP Chinese Massage Parlor
CMT Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COB Cum on Breast
COF Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs match Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial Company Prostitution
Completion Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Completo Spanish for "complete", usually meaning with or including anal sex.
Cover Condom
Covered Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
CHHFS Covered Half Hour Full Service.
Cowgirl CG, girl on top facing you.
Craigslist A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Crime scene action Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee Releases

Dance and Dash A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date A session with a prostitute.
Date A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF Drug and Disease Free
DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Delta Omega Gamma DOG.
Deposit A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE Dead Fish Experience
DFF Dead Fish Fuck
DFK Deep French Kissing
DIY Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Doggie Style Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Donation Payment to a provider
Doubles A threesome with two girls and you
DP Double Penetration
DP Digital penetration
DR The Dominican Rebublic
DS Doggy Style
DSL Dick Sucking Lips
DT Dining at the Toes
DT Deep Throat

ECR El Camino Real
Ed Zachary disease A woman with an unattractive face.
Ellie LE, Law Enforcement
EMA Extra-Marital-Affairs. Affairs after marriage.
EMP European Massage Parlor (white girls)
English Spanking, etc.
Enhancements Breast implants.
Envelope Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM End Of Message
Escort A woman who is paid for her companionship.
Expats Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

Face painting Man ejaculates on woman's face.
Facial Cumming on partner's face
FBSM Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV Finger In Vagina
Five-O A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FJ Fuck Job
FK French Kiss, French Kissing
FKK Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FL Free Lance
Flake, Flaky Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC Fuck Of The Century
FOV Finger Outside Vagina
FR Field Report, Fuck Review
French Oral sex on either party.
French Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French Without Oral sex without condom
FS Full Service (complete sex)
Full meal deal Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
Full Service Intercourse
FUTB Finger Up The Butt<
br> Get Comfortable Get completely naked.
GDP Garota de Program (working girl, on the program)
GF Girl Friend
GFE Girl Friend Experience
GF3 Girl Friend Experience w/all three holes
Glove Condom
GND Girl Next Door
Golden Shower Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek Anal sex
GRO Guest Relations Officer (The Philippines) Generally refers to women in the employ of night clubs and similar establishments. A polite reference to working girls.
GS Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM G-Spot Massage
GV Geschlechtsverkehr = Intercourse (in German)

Half and Half Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors Clean shaven pussy.
Hat Condom
HC Health Center
HC High Class
HE Happy Ending
Herb Friendly Is amenable to marijuana use.
HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job.
Hidden Charges A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ Hand Job
HM High Mileage
HME Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
Hobby, The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Hooker Prostitute.
Hostess Club A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW Hispanic Street Walker
HTUMA Her Tongue Up My Ass = The famed rim job
HWP Height and Weight Proportionate

IMHO In My Humble/Honest Opinion
Incall You meet the girl at their place.
Independent, Indie An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO In Search Of
Italian Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Jimmy Hat A condom
John A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV Karaoke TV

Lapdog Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip Description of pubic hair
LBFM Little Brown Fucking Machine
LC Local Chinese
LCN Latin Chica Network (The chica's mental telepathy network system, which is faster than any electronic network could ever be, although the data does experience major corruption issues during transmissions)
LE Law Enforcement
LEO Law Enforcement Officer
LFK Light Face Kissing
Little Blue Helper Viagra
Little Blue Pill Viagra
LK Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL Laugh Out Loud
LOS Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LSB Lap Sup Bar (low class bar)
LT Long Time (usually overnight)
L1, L2, L3 UTR Slang for Handjob, blowjob, full service

LTR Long Term Relationship Madame Proprietress of an agency.
Mall, Escort Mall A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Mamasan Female manager of a massage parlor.
Man in a boat, little man in a boat Clitoris
MBR Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
Merkin Pubic hair wig.
MG Massage Girl
MIB Man in blue, law enforcement officer.
Mileage A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary Man on top, girl on back.
MJ Massage Job
ML Make Love
ML Massage Lady
MM Man made breasts
MMF, MFM, MFF Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF = male, female, female.
Mohawk A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger Short for W h o r e monger. One who frequents prostitutes. See urbandictionary.com
MP Massage Parlor
MP Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

Nasi Lemak A Local Malaysian (for Malaysia only)
NCNS No call, no show for appointment
Newbie A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO Non-Government Organization
NGP Non Genuine Photos
NL Nasi Lemak / a Local Malaysian (for Malaysia only)
NMG No-Money Guys. Mongers who travel on a strict budget.
Nooner A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA No Strings Attached.

O, Os Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clock Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OKP Or-Kui-Poh - It means a Female pimp in Hokkien, a Chinese dialect, but sometimes people use OKP/OKT to describe a supervisory person who will guide you in your selection of girls in a spa.
OKT Or-Kui-Tao - It means a Male pimp in Hokkien, a Chinese dialect, but sometimes people use OKP/OKT to describe a supervisory person who will guide you in your selection of girls in a spa.
OMFIAMP One Man's Food Is Another Man's Posion, (pronounced "Ohm-Fam")
ONS One NightStand
OTOH On the Other Hand
Outcall The girl comes to your place.
Out, Outed Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OV Oralverkehr = Oral Sex (in German)
OVN Overnight
OWO Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
Papasan Male manager of a massage parlor.
Papaya Farm Mook Kua Yuen (Cantonese) means ***** House
Party Hat Condom
PCC Pak Chiu Cheng, directly translated it means "Fire hand gun", a hokkien term for masturbation
PDMM Pei Du Ma Ma, PRC study mama. Mothers from Commie China that are in Singapore to supposedly look after their *****ren who are studying in the country. However, many of them provide sexual services to earn some money on the side.
Pearl Necklace Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PFF Pussy For Free (A non-existant fantasy)
Pimp A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
Pinay a Philippine Girl.
PIV Penis in Vagina
PL Pathetic Loser
PM Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO Phone Operator
POF Plenty of Fish
Pooner A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby. Pops, multiple She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS Pussy on the Side
PRC Women from the People's Republic of China
Provider Prostitute
PS Private Show (Dance)
PSE Porn Star Experience
Punter British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV Private Viewing (Dance)
PW Pussy Wipped (A guy controlled by a girl because she gives him sex)

R & T Rub and Tug (a massage followed by a hand job)
RA Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat Condom
RAW Sex without condom
RCA Reverse Cowgirl Anal
REQ Request - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains a request for information.
REV Review - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Reverse Cowgirl Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage You massage her.
Review A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude and service.
Reverse Oral The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming Analingus
RLD Red Light District
RMP Russian Massage Parlor
ROB Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman An orgy situation.
Roman Shower Vomit play.
RTF Return To Fuck
RTFF Read the Fucking Forum
Russian Penis between
Russian In Australia: Short sex session, aka a "Quickie"

Safe Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
San Juan Capistrano BBBJTC and she swallows.
Sandbag, Sandbagger A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC Strip Club
Scat Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-post A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH Sex for hire.
SG Street Girls
Shemale Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
Shill A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goalShot On Goal (one release)
Sixty Nine, 69 Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, Slammed An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO Significant Other
SOF Shit on Floor
SOG Shot On Goal (one release)
SOP Stantard Operating Procedure
Soixante neuf 69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SOMF Sat On My Face
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
South of the Border Gential Region
Southern France BBBJ
SP Service Provider
Spanish ATM[/b][/blue] Ass to Mouth
Spanish In Australia: Penis between breasts
Spinner Very petite, thin girl.
Squirting, Squirter Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRSky River (for Malaysia only)
SRS Sexual reassignment surgery
ST Short Time
STD Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR Short Term Relationship
Street action Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll Path frequented by street walkers.
Summer Teeth Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, Sunny Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
SW Street Walker
SW Sex Worker
Sybian A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle
SYT Sweet Young Thing

Take care of business Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
TCSS Talk Cock Sing Song
Teabag Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TG Transgender
TGTBT Too Good To Be True
Throne Job Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ Tijuana TLN Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS Take Out Service
Tossing Salad analingus
TP Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place
Translation, translator Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" = BBBJ
Tri-F A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy
Trick A sex act for money.
Trick A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Troll Rude and hideous person
Trolling Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
Trolling The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS Table Shower
TS Transexual
TTA Tight Tan Ass
Tuft Description of pubic hair.
TUMA Tongue Up My Ass
Turn tricks Prostitution
TV Transvestite
TVSW Transvestite Street Walker
Two Call System For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

Umbrella Condom.
Uncovered Without a condom.
UTR Under The Radar

VFM Value For Money.

WAH From Wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese)
WAH Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports Urination play.
Weeklies Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF Wild Fuck
WG Working girl. A prostitute.
WK White Knight A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Whor*monger One who habitually patronizes prostitutes. See urbandictionary.com
With With condom (e.g. French with = CBJ)
Without Without condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
WIR Would I Repeat, Would I Return, Would I Recommend
WL Working Lady
WOA Word of Advice
Working girl A prostitute.
WSW White Street Walker
WTF What the Fuck?

XOXO Kisses & Hugs

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV Girl A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 and 1/2 Half and half, oral sex + full service
411 Seeking information.
420 4:20 AKA marijuana
69 Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

[BluExtacy]

What is fc an abbreviation for? In the services offered menu fc is one of the options.

[Clara Turing]

What is fc an abbreviation for? In the services offered menu fc is one of the options.

FC= Female Condom

[BedRockDiggler]

Good evening,and Happy New Year everyone!
I'm curious,could someone please tell Me what LMA & LMS is please?

Thanks in advance

[Clara Turing]

Good evening,and Happy New Year everyone!
I'm curious,could someone please tell Me what LMA & LMS is please?

Thanks in advance

LMA- Last mins Availability
LMA- Last Min Special

[Heinrich Faust]

Thank you very much!

[tylannister]

Thanks for posting this. Very handy for a newbie.

[ShortnQuick]

There are so many!

[caught in the crossfire]

There are so many!

Well we are a bunch of perverted motherfuckers

[Vannibal]

Much as I usually understand abbreviations and acronyms, this will be very useful. Thank you!

[Luca]

What is GPS?

[coupletwotree]

What is GPS?

It depends on the context. In this forum it probably flows from Urban Dictionary: GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!

Like everything, consume it with a healthy sense of skepticism.

[Clara Turing]

What is GPS?

A misogynist term that people throw around when they are uncomfortable with what a woman charges, how she acts or what her opinion is.

[Luca]

It depends on the context. In this forum it probably flows from Urban Dictionary: GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!

Like everything, consume it with a healthy sense of skepticism.

A misogynist term that people throw around when they are uncomfortable with what a woman charges, how she acts or what her opinion is.

Why do people have to be so mean around here? I thought sex was supposed to be fun. Geez.

[caught in the crossfire]

A misogynist term that people throw around when they are uncomfortable with what a woman charges, how she acts or what her opinion is.

Why do people have to be so mean around here? I thought sex was supposed to be fun. Geez.

TIME OUT! OK, so Anya isn't completely wrong in that GPS is often used by misogynists to belittle women, but she is not even half right as well.

GPS is also when you walk into that bar and sit down near a hot chick, and she picks up her purse and looks at you down the end of her nose while moving 6 bar stools away from you while saying " as if" under her breath, when all you did was sit down and look around for the bartender. Or to a lesser degree when a moderate looking gal walks into a room and looks at you, then walks right past you to ask the great looking guy behind you directions to the art museum. Something he cant even spell but you are the curator of.

Oh Yeah and the elevator GPS. When she looks into the elevator, looks right at a guy who she deems not acceptable and chooses to not even get onto the elevator car. Even though its going the right way and she is going to be late getting back to work.

Goddamn mailroom guys taking her spot on the elevator.

Plenty of Hookers also step up in here with shitty I am better than you and every other hooker on this board and you should all feel lucky I am here at all attitudes, and display that for everyone to see.

It is a term that is often misapplied here though.

ETC

[Aalana Kane]

TIME OUT! OK, so Anya isn't completely wrong in that GPS is often used by misogynists to belittle women, but she is not even half right as well.

GPS is also when you walk into that bar and sit down near a hot chick, and she picks up her purse and looks at you down the end of her nose while moving 6 bar stools away from you while saying " as if" under her breath, when all you did was sit down and look around for the bartender. Or to a lesser degree when a moderate looking gal walks into a room and looks at you, then walks right past you to ask the great looking guy behind you directions to the art museum. Something he cant even spell but you are the curator of.

Oh Yeah and the elevator GPS. When she looks into the elevator, looks right at a guy who she deems not acceptable and chooses to not even get onto the elevator car. Even though its going the right way and she is going to be late getting back to work.

Goddamn mailroom guys taking her spot on the elevator.

Plenty of Hookers also step up in here with shitty I am better than you and every other hooker on this board and you should all feel lucky I am here at all attitudes, and display that for everyone to see.

It is a term that is often misapplied here though.

ETC

"Upsell". is misused a lot around here as well

[Dreamcatcher]

Why do people have to be so mean around here? I thought sex was supposed to be fun. Geez.

You are starting to get it about the smorgasboard.

its not sex. Its prostitution. Prostitution is criminal and therefore highly disfunctional.

Have fun.

and Nerdy is particularly unhappy that her efforts to hector us with womyn's studies platitudes, and to inflate prices generally, go unappreciated by most of the men.

[Clara Turing]

You are starting to get it about the smorgasboard.

its not sex. Its prostitution. Prostitution is criminal and therefore highly disfunctional.

Have fun.

and Nerdy is particularly unhappy that her efforts to hector us with womyn's studies platitudes, and to inflate prices generally, go unappreciated by most of the men.

Nope, my rates fall into the general continuum- and I am plenty appreciated.
Newsflash-providers charge whatever the want.
My rates don't means squat to another provider.
I know its weird to have such crazy notions like ... equality, uninhibited sexuality, seeing providers as people. I am the liberal Janet Tyler in the Private World Of Darkness.

Also interesting since a similar definition was given by Gigi a few months ago.
But thanks for proving my point for me.

[Luca]

TIME OUT! OK, so Anya isn't completely wrong in that GPS is often used by misogynists to belittle women, but she is not even half right as well.

GPS is also when you walk into that bar and sit down near a hot chick, and she picks up her purse and looks at you down the end of her nose while moving 6 bar stools away from you while saying " as if" under her breath, when all you did was sit down and look around for the bartender. Or to a lesser degree when a moderate looking gal walks into a room and looks at you, then walks right past you to ask the great looking guy behind you directions to the art museum. Something he cant even spell but you are the curator of.

Oh Yeah and the elevator GPS. When she looks into the elevator, looks right at a guy who she deems not acceptable and chooses to not even get onto the elevator car. Even though its going the right way and she is going to be late getting back to work.

Goddamn mailroom guys taking her spot on the elevator.

Plenty of Hookers also step up in here with shitty I am better than you and every other hooker on this board and you should all feel lucky I am here at all attitudes, and display that for everyone to see.

It is a term that is often misapplied here though.

ETC

Wow it would suck if a lady did those things to me. I feel bad for you.

[caught in the crossfire]

Wow it would suck if a lady did those things to me. I feel bad for you.

Yeah I know, It sucks to be me.