Service Type: Massage



Welcome to the PNW fall,
where a bountiful of chilled breezes are already brushing past your face.
The masses are searching for costumes and some are seeking a thrill-themed chase.
Many doorsteps and stoops sit adorned with pumpkins and gourds,
Tis the season to feasts like kings and eat like lords.
The fog rolls off our sweet Sound water, bringing with it an energy to match,
During this time, some take to the kitchen, making things from scratch.
Others take to the hustle and are swamped with work,
(tbh from what I hear 4th quarter is “a bitch”)
If you don’t take time to care for yourself,
It is written in stone that you’re bound to glitch.
And self-glitches are those bitches we can all avoid.

I can’t promise to change your life or solve all your problems,
I can only guarantee that when you spend your time with me during this 2018 autumn:
I will take to you to another place, another realm if you will,
Where I can work my Honey dipped type magic,
Awarding your body some true relaxation (side effects include thrills and chills.)
Your body is tight and needs some loving,
The things that happen I’m sure you’ll keep quiet
for peep one word of our adventure & you won’t be the only one blushing.

I say many o’ things in jest,
we all know I’m light-hearted and like to have fun,
but taking care of you is not one.
I truly care about you and your body,
it also just happens that I really love puns.




New to me? Please follow these simple instructions:
FIRST: send me a pm with a magic word of your choosing or a simple hello.
THEN: send me a text/email with your magic word/handle along with the date, time, and length of appointment you desire.
Please do not send me more information than I ask, I do not schedule through PM.



Upcoming Availability:
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Tuesday 12pm-5pm
Wednesday 12pm-6pm
Thursday 10am-9pm
Friday10am-3pm
Saturday 10am-9pm



Donations for BodyWork:
1hr- 200
90mins- 300
2 hours- 400

www.TherapeuticHoney.com
360-207-5768