Riddle me this...

[TulsaMae]

Service Type: Companion

What’s white, sticky,
and better to spit than to
s w a l l o w?



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TOOTHPASTE!



What were YOU pervs thinking?

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I'm thinking our thinking may be
exactly alike!

Mebbe we should get together and
do some "thinking"!



PLEASE READ AD THOROUGHLY!
I'm tired of idiotic communications.
If you send me a communication that is vague
or simply says "are you available?";
it will, most likely, be ignored or
will incur a smart assed answer.

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Total Body Relaxation
Non Mutual Massage
60 min - $120
90 min - $160

Total Body Relaxation Plus
Just a li'l more encouragement
60 min - $180
90 min - $220

Private Companionship
60 min - $220
90 min - $280

Pressed for Time?
30 min (Quik Stop) - $120
15 min (no frills) - $80

Time to Kill?
Movie and Snacks (4 hours) - $500

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This Week's Schedule

Monday, Jan 21st:
BOOKED UP

Tuesday, Jan 22nd:
8am-7pm

Wednesday, Jan 23rd:
BOOKED UP

Thursday, Jan 17th:
8am-2pm
4pm - Booked

Friday, Jan 18th:
Outcall to Bellevue and Seattle
(prescreened friends ONLY)

Saturday:
Tulsa is Closed

Sunday:
Tulsa is Closed for Incall
Outcall to Elliott Bay Hot Tubs only
11am - 11pm

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E-Mail Me To Book
Or with any questions that you may have.
Please don't PM here,
I'm taking ALL communications off this site.

When contacting me; please include your handle
and the names and contact information
of two, VENERATED, local Providers
that you have seen within the last six months.
Length and type of visit you are requesting.
I, absolutely, do not see ANYONE without screening first.
ZERO EXCEPTIONS.
No references? Ask about alternative screening.
If you are a P411 member, that serves as a reference.

Also, keep in mind that, I am a low-volume Provider
and book up fast.
Same day appointments are rarely possible.

You can find me at numerous other online locations also...
I'm on
Erotic Monkey
and
Massage Republic
and
Tryst.link
and
Adult Hobby Bored
(members only, though they ARE accepting applications)
Members...I'm in CHAT all day, farting around!
as well as
P411
(12 year, VENERATED, member)
and
Eros
You can, also, follow me on
Switter - @TulsaMae
I post my availability every day there.
It's the best way to know if I have anything open.

If you subscribe to this thread,
I, sometimes, amend my availability and you'll get updates.

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If you're looking for Barbie, keep on truckin'...
she don't live here!
I'm fat, old and plain;
don't wear makeup or perfume
and am a REAL woman, not a pop-tart.
Older, wiser, fuller-figured, more grounded and balanced;
you'll see the difference, the difference makes.
In a field of Ferraris, I'm the Lincoln Town Car...
built for a comfort, not speed.



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P.S. - We share our abode with furry friends.
This is not an allergy friendly environment.
Please take your meds before visiting.

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Ciao Bellos!



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~ I've been in more laps than a napkin! ~
~ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. ~
~ Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color nine! ~
~ Oh just settle down, you'll start to like it in a little while. ~

[TulsaMae]

Sorry guys, all booked up today.
Send me an email and I'll put you on the wait list,
in case of a cancellation.
Best I can do.